Brazilian bandits pull off big boob job- More than 400 breast implants nipped from postal service van.

okay, so they're valuable.. assets (each implant costs abt US$400). they're in high demand (peak period for boob jobs- impending bikini season). but how the heck does one come up with the idea to steal a vanful of jellied mounds? and since they're individually numbered (!), they can only be sold on the black market, and even then the buyers might be wary.

as such, they might have difficulty selling off all the implants. kind (and bo liao) me has come up with a few suggestions what they can do with these poor unwanted bags of silicone:
- market the smaller ones as really expensive five-stones (you know, that childhood game?)
- use as paperweight
- stick a few together and sneak it into an art musuem, entitling it "objects of desire" or whatever
- play catch with them
- lightweight training for shot put
- create a lighter version of those gross pebbly "acupuncture" paths ah peks love to walk barefoot on in parks
- give it back to the company