to whom it may concern, particularly the god of public transport: you. *points accusatory finger at camera hidden in lamp post by the bushes* i know you've been watching. i've been watching you watching me all this while. you think i don't know how you snigger when i miss the bus/train/bloody space shuttle again? it's -------- tiring seeing my life pass by me at the bus stop/train station. entire lifetimes whiz by me while i wait patiently by. evolution spins dizzyingly past. you stop it, now. i am -------- tired of having all the other 10 thousand buses available at that particular bus stop arrive twice, even those that have travelled to china and back, before MY -------- bus arrives. -------- -------- -------- --------------------. oh i know you do it to me alllll the time just so you can have a laugh, so you can monitor my heart rate and bp and so you know just when to have my bus trudge innocently up, just before i have a fit/ storm off in a cab. what did i ever do to you? why is it whenever i approach a station, whatever -------- thing is departing then, that's what i was supposed to board? wtf?!