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    Saturday, March 26, 2005

    reasons why it sometimes sucks to be this tall:

    1. all the tall guys are taken (usu by midgets.. why?why??)
    2. jeans ride up to ankle height or worse when you sit down (note to self: must invest in zara jeans)
    3. see the clean, dust-free ceiling along the aisle of the upper decks of buses? that's me.
    4. you feel like Dim the lumbering giant when you're out with your petite, heck, tiny girlfriends.
    5. contrary to popular belief, leg length is not proportional to speed of movement.
    6. it is a universally-known fact that cute guys are short.
    7. you cannot indulge in your love of 3" heels; if you do, you will be glared at every towering step of the way.
    8. sometimes it seems like height is the only thing you do have.
    9. you've lost count of the number of times you've hit your head standing up in a bus; your forehead getting off a minibus; gotten hit by swinging handles in trains and buses; been almost blinded by inconsiderate umbrellas.
    10. you are invariably condemned to the back of group photos (not tt i mind, actually)

    just so you know being tall isn't all fine and dandy

    // posted by michele @ 3/26/2005 08:25:00 pm
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