thou shalt never see darth tater, the adorable mr potato head spoof of darth vader, via the link below again, because the powers that be have proclaimed straits times interactive to be a paying subscribers-only site. darn you folks!

on a less damning note, attended my long-lost cousin's wedding dinner at shangri-la yest. huge ballroom, lush carpets and bunches of people i've never seen before. btw anyone who agrees that the tiered wedding cake is another scam, say "aye". it's inedible, too darn expensive, takes up space and has no purpose whatsoever except to be cut by the bemused couple. once. yeah weddings are the ultimate celebration of love, but i'm not sure what love means.. in "shall we dance", the wife says that marriage is only a promise to witness someone else's life so that we don't pass this transience alone and unnoticed. sam once mentioned whether a relationship was truly about being in love with the person, or being in love with the idea of being in love.

aw fuck it. you only live once. like i said, if there's ever a time for doing things that lack rationale, now's the time. enjoy.

oh wait, can't enjoy. must.... do... 208 report..